relaxedIf you saw me coming up the street with an aluminum baseball bat, in my usual casual clothes, what would you think?
that I was off to play some baseball
12 (46.2%)
that I was going to mete out some justice ol' school style 6 (23.1%)
Daddy! 2 (7.7%)
that I'd just eaten a ballplayer whole, and that i had the bat as a toothpick 6 (23.1%)
hey! his umbrella ain't got no rain guard! 5 (19.2%)
don'thurtmedon'thurtmedon'thurtmedon'thurtme 3 (11.5%)
maybe he can help me with directions 3 (11.5%)
he'd make a better mascot than a shortstop 3 (11.5%)
wonder where the local batting cages are 5 (19.2%)
my gosh! Look at those shoes! What are those, 15s? 9 (34.6%)
I wonder if he'd share a joint with me, or sell me some pot? 5 (19.2%)
Mamma! 1 (3.8%)
is he looking at me? 5 (19.2%)
hmm... he's left handed. 12 (46.2%)
if I drop my wallet now and run, I'd probably be safe. 2 (7.7%)
Hey, is that Grizzly Adams? 8 (30.8%)
No, it's Greg Allman. 8 (30.8%)
No, it's Travis Tritt. 7 (26.9%)
No, it's Scotto! "Hey, Scotto!" 20 (76.9%)
This neighborhood is going to the dogs 1 (3.8%)
What pretty blue eyes! 10 (38.5%)
Crap... Conan there is going to be a problem. 2 (7.7%)
Autodial Cell phone 911 1 (3.8%)
dial yeti sighting hotline 7 (26.9%)
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