BHK and Cathy got together today to do more straightening and space management at the house. One recent change is the move of the love seat from the office to the living room... newtcam archives show that Pye doesn't seem to mind the change of pace.

Maybe we'll have room for some bookcases under the North-face windows, with the tops clear for kitty-climbing and general sunning.
Poor Pye must be a little chilly in that picture - he's all fluffed out. Cold, or resting off a horsing around match with Newt.
"After eight years and some $65 million, the state of Maryland is taking its first steps to return to an accountable, paper-ballot based voting system. Governor Martin O'Malley has announced an initial outlay of $6.5 million towards the $20 million cost of an optical system which will scan and tally the votes while the paper ballots are retained as a backup. The new (or old) system is expected to be in place by 2010 — or four years before the state finishes paying off the bill for the touch-screen system."
Had a bit of a nightmare about using the walker last night. Forgive my recycling of old doodles. Dreamt of being poked and prodded, cut open and stapled shut.
I've already had two surgeries.. one in 1994, and another in 2003.
Makes me twitchy, just thinking about it. After being cut up, I had to go shopping for tennis balls to put under the walker's feet.

Now I've got the phrase / title Walker, Texas Ranger stuck in my head.
Random Self-portrait of the moment taken in the loo at work - Beard has bypassed the goatee stage for winter.

I still remember the sting of asphalt embedded into my palms after the trip and fall 5 years back.
The voice of my first grade teacher is a strong memory, too.
Also those commercials for free catalogs....
Free Catalog
Pueblo, Colorado, 81009.
Is the only reason I know a zip code in Pueblo.
Hey...they have a website now.
I wonder if I'd have the guts to punch a Tyrannosaurus in the face.
He said the sacrifices "included the killing of an innocent child and plucking out the heart, which was divided into pieces for us to eat."
There had been numerous rumours of human sacrifices during the 1979-93 conflict but this is the first time anyone has admitted publicly to the practice.
Mr Blahyi, 37, is better known in Liberia as "General Butt Naked" because he went into combat with no clothes on, to scare the enemy.
He is now an Evangelist preacher, who prefers to use the name Joshua.
1 year ago - zombie astronaut, gun runner dream, paper moon pix,
2 years ago - missing cj, superhero dream, youtube b&B, fat bat cat, herm patient, pug in lucha mask, endless forest, birthday counter.
3 years ago - Chilly, doodle, facial morphs (monkey scotto is still my fave), food, height comparisons, a/b meme, warning labels, toybox mooch, scythes
4 years ago - happy Newt, nipples off, palm post - bus stop, tummy ache. penguin poop, giant nostril
5 years ago - Tests, truth, rumor, links and history, lj spam, Kev in court
6 years ago - I got my camera, Alvin gets fired from work for stealing overtime, unsolved mysteries, snap club, mcd's employees, nifty moon site.
7 years ago - Reflections on the old regime, The Litter Box Song *snerk*, Cow Saliva, "parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme", rehiring some of the fire-ees
- Location:20714
- Mood:
tummy and back not so good - Music:Last episode of psych marathon on our tivo... now we have to watch it weekly!
Obligatory Zombie reference -
LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.
Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.
Some gruesome news:
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.
The forensic expert called to examine the willing victim of German cannibal Armin Meiwes has written a book about his most bizarre case. He recalls his horror at seeing the four-and-a-half-hour video Meiwes made of the killing and disembowelment.
1 year ago - gorilla head melting point, pirate talk, columbo, menstrualhut 2250 (now 2369 after removing deleted members), olmec writing, man marries a goat, one word, morning scent, the shire, white and nerdy screencap, mahna mahna in porn,
2 years ago - Talk like a pirate day, Adam West is 77, taxi price hike, broke times, snarly thoughts, fiat lux, hurricane rita, list quiz-meme, saw greenelvish
3 years ago - iPatch, out with Danny, walkabout pictures, Clown doll conspiracy
4 years ago - Pirate palindrome, photo-"found", Spectre reads minds... literally, severed heads, Brazil tech (#6101)
5 years ago - mysterious phone call, myth structure of Miami kids, Newt pic, peskyvan, cej figure done, heroclix with Danny pictures, cosmic encounter
6 years ago - museum of online museums, dictum, interesting lj-er poll, inanimate object poll, I love degauss, "the incident", jimmy back on Ben stein,Halloween cookie recipe, Litter box-cookies, Adam West 73
7 years ago - word from Wu!, slackin', food for the poor
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- Location:green line train - DC
- Mood:
quiet, not piratey - Music:Brisco County Jr. music
Been a while since I posted a cannibal link.
A teenager claims to have killed his room-mate then eaten parts of his brain and internal organs.
survey from Wendy -
In lieu of actual content, have another meme thingum -
1. Put numbers in the boxes instead of x's (example: 1, 2, 3, 4, ...)
2. Repost as "I have lived through ____ of these 158 things."
1 year ago - wedding ring metals, psp stuff, circle/6 hand foot dilemma, BCT out, power out, funnel cloud pics, MD dog clinics need blood, backyard pic pre-ernesto, flickr color select
2 years ago - Katrina updates, firesign theater, PHC movie, a-z meme, cartoon themes, deerfield condo (obviously it worked out), movie plans - cgi a cartoon?, pee-powered battery, pippin
3 years ago - JLU, comparison shopping, bro drama, earache, presidential candidates
4 years ago - art fair, skippy, Danny's Sci-fi club, morning newt pics, snake oil watch, dali, reading hero 5, female gamers outnumber boys, N. Korea Nukes, kim possible
5 years ago - wonka, hypno powers, got my computer desk
6 years ago - stoic, codex seraphinianus, fruit poll
7 years ago - remembering a hard month, work, fl trim, no thai, scrabble
- Location:20714
- Mood:
blank - Music:cat stevens vs van morrison in my head
Outside of work - Autorealm - reminder to self - investigate other uses.
Tonight, we'd planned on a visit to see Sweeney Todd - but the venue wasn't up to the task of seating us. However, we may make plans make it easier in the future. (Thoroughly Modern Millie may have better odds.) instead, we wandered around Annapolis, had a lovely bite to eat at Davis' Pub (the onion rings were especially to my liking) and then went to see the latest Die Hard movie. Not bad... took place in Baltimore / DC (sort of a one globby city) and had lots of explosions and beaten up Bruce Willis in it.
We also got to visit the Maryland Kwik-E-Mart - pictures will follow of this nifty bit-o-advertising later in the week. Our Clerks were I. P. Freely, and Mae B. Drunk.
I would really like to get this... (via ectoplasmosis )
Frogmen vs. Radioactive Octopus
During a routine underwater expedition, these unfortunate frogmen were attacked by a giant radioactive octopus! Will their harpoon guns, daggers and pruning shears be enough to defeat this terror of the deep or will they all be eaten alive? Each set includes twelve, 2-1/2″ hard vinyl frogmen and one, 9″ soft vinyl octopus that glows in the dark!
also via ecto -
Count Gottfried von Bismarck ObituaryCount Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies…
The great-great-grandson of Prince Otto, Germany’s Iron Chancellor and architect of the modern German state, the young von Bismarck showed early promise as a brilliant scholar, but led an exotic life of gilded aimlessness that attracted the attention of the gossip columns from the moment he arrived in Oxford in 1983 and hosted a dinner at which the severed heads of two pigs were placed at either end of the table.
When not clad in the lederhosen of his homeland, he cultivated an air of sophisticated complexity by appearing in women’s clothes, set off by lipstick and fishnet stockings.
1 year ago - gamer soap, Christian Democracy myth, death bypasses convictions, ln quiz
2 years ago - Bard's Tale, bro/snarly, solfeggio, Easter manatee rush, Tropical Storms Cindy and Dennis, heroclix, bro relocating
3 years ago - creepy Vizcaya pictures, cake man, Lego zombies, edible panties with twizzlers, Helped Danny set up website, JLU
4 years ago - harry potter quiz, history returns
5 years ago - bad sleeps, odd dreams, bed frame replaced, stats, LJ scam, villain supply, reading Earth, getting used to bro as neighbor, Scotto factoid poll
6 years ago - tirade, suberic, slinky/cult, evil news
7 years ago - got a nice letter from Christin, Emo Philips
- Location:20714
- Music:Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? We doooooooo...
Moment of Lyric - Thanks jpse! Here's the Mando Mafia version of Jojo the Cannibal Kid. They also do a keen version of All Along the Watchtower. (both are on the Get Up In The Cool album)
Feel free to compare to the original Lyrics posted there.
I'm not too fond of Chase's character on House.
I've been working pretty hard lately... a lot of things on my plate. Work's asking for a lot of things at once... I'm hoping it's because folks are going away for a week, not because they expect it all done tomorrow. Updating three websites (designing two of them) editorial content on about a dozen or so pages and a lot of hardware fiddling.
Something's on the wind about new hires at the office. Upgrades or replacements? Who can say? Scuttlebutt is that RS may be coming back full-time, too... I thought it'd take hammer and tongs to accomplish that. If it's additional bodies, we're going to need more room.
Note to self, get sized at Argenti's After Work, and eyeball any tungsten stuff there.
1 year ago - First notice of SNAKES ON A PLANE, smokin' with Newt and Firpo, morning pre-work report, interdictor shenanigans, ADP and RI duke it out, second life free
2 years ago - Broward PSA, hurricane doodles, freeware
3 years ago - Harvest moon, auto-cashiers, acim two-level split, lynching, cluster move, gender genie, newt-bounce
4 years ago - Sleestaks and Oatmeal, Sculpey and Fimo, Bewitched, cave photo, bad prefixes, dog snoods
5 years ago - lj drama regarding cheaters,lovely long chat where blackie burped, thescents of rose, lavender, gardenia, violette, and muguet (burts bees),Skeletor, Back in 1997, there was an exorcism performed on MotherTeresa, saints.
6 years ago - poopy day, Suzy, Walt Whitman, American Cannibals, Mush, interests, overheard, jail visits
- Music:Mando Mafia - Jojo, The Cannibal Kid
Off the top of my head -
I had a fantastic time. More detail will follow over the days ahead.
Nose-buttering is a lovely tradition, and I heartily suggest you try it, if you have the means.
Safeway maple cookies are really dang yummy.
I want to go back to MD, very, very soon. I missed seeing quite a few people, and I'd surely like to see the folks I got together with most recently again.
I've seen wagers on eternal happiness for $20 and a meal.
Notes in my sack lunch make me happy.
Bunny Suicides.
I saw an Italian burro, a bunch of sheepies and cowies and horsies and corn, headstones, churches and very little traffic, advertisement signage for folks running for office (what is a county executive?), a bunch of really swell people, a beautiful family, a cd that looks like a saw blade, a ton of strawberries, how a house with no tv positions chairs .
I had absolutely no urge to touch the internet this weekend. It just didn't enter my head. (the closest I came to computer desire is the statement "I don't know, we should google it later" came up a few times.) The only time it came up at all was while I was sitting in the airport with nothing to do except window-shop, read my e-book (The Time Traders, by Andre Norton - a book seemingly endless.. somehow I'm going through it at an impossibly slow pace)
I had amazing coach-class airline seat-luck. One free upgrade to 1st class. the other three times had either nobody in the seat next to me (saving them from my wall-like vastness), or an 11-year old kid who was small enough not to mind and able to talk about James Bond villains. (My movie knowledge and his interest in Rogue Agent)
here's why I picked up liberty stories
Got corrected lyrics for Jojo the Cannibal kid - mp3
thanks firpo, for the tune, and jpse for the clarification!
Listen to me you explorers, Buck and Admiral Byrd,
Here's a story, one you never heard
there's a fellow in the jungle
one you never knew
you won't get him, but he might get you
Who's the talk at every table from Chicago to Madrid?
Who's the African Clark Gable?
Jojo, the Cannibal kid!
All the tribes eat roots and berries.
He's the one that never did.
He prefers his missionaries.
Jojo, the cannibal kid
He could always pass on his manner and his savoir faire
Mix with every class - eat the finest people everywhere!
Circuses send offers daily
{Bertram Mills made him a bid}
but he's holding out for Barnum Bailey,
Jojo the cannibal kid
Mmmmyeow...
Don't you know? He eats them alive...
{gets the bibbity bobbidy myeow}
eating out, from nine to five.
boom jigga boom jigga boom jigga boom boom
That is the Jojo way
boom jigga boom jigga boom jigga boom boom
that means he's on the {trail}
{Everybody run and get in the closet, pull all the windows down
everybody find a safe place to pause it } Or could be "...find a safety deposit."
Jojo is now in town
Who's the talk at every table from Chicago to Madrid?
Who's the African Clark Gable?
Jojo, the Cannibal kid!
All the tribes eat roots and berries.
He's the one that never did.
He prefers his missionaries.
Jojo, the cannibal kid
He could always pass on his manner and his savoir faire,
Mix with every class - eat the finest people everywhere!
Circuses send offers daily.
{Bertram Mills* made him a bid},
but he's holding out for Barnum Bailey.
Jojo the cannibal kid!
Bertram Mills' Circus was the most famous traveling circus in England.
1 year ago - power out phone post, hurricane katrina aftermath pictures (and Newt), Bro out, Techs unavailable
2 years ago - BK heads north, random visit to a 2001 entry, behavior variances, quiet-please
3 years ago - sleep schedule, zombie game (poor thing aborted), monkey helpers, first lost child.
4 years ago - Deer Hunter, Apache, Equality/freedom Poll, Emerson, flying saucer, heroclix 200 point armies, McD hot dogs, wpoison
5 years ago - that piercing woman , lj vibe change, many links (not all work anymore)
6 years ago - Godzilla, quizzes, leftyrok added me, IMT threatens to move all operations north to Tampa, dean martin
- Location:33441 (again)
- Mood:
mmm... maple cookie - Music:jojo, the cannibal kid
Vintage paperback book covers. I've linked to similar sites before, but i think this is a new one.
Nice breakdown by type -
Digest Good Girl Art, Digest Good Girl Photos, Drug Theme Paperbacks, Dust jacketed Paperbacks, Film Noir Paperbacks, Hillbilly Covers, Juvenile Delinquency, Lesbian Paperbacks, Sleaze Paperbacks, Science Fiction Covers, Vest Books, Vintage Paperbacks, Women And Water
It occurred to me this weekend that the term prophet sounds holy to me, but the term prophecy comes across as sinister, or fake.
Moment of lyric - mp3 (thank you, Firpo!)
{lyrics in braces need confirmation, due to the earliness of the hour and my poor sense of hearing}
Listen to me you explorers, Buck and Admiral Byrd,
Here's a funny one you've never heard
there's a fellow in the jungle
one you never knew
you won't get him, but he might get you
Who's the talk at every table from Chicago to Madrid?
Who's the African Clark Gable?
Jojo, the Cannibal kid!
All the tribes eat fruits and berries
He's the one that never did
He Prefers his missionaries
Jojo, the cannibal kid
He could aways pass on his manner and his savoir faire
Mix with every class - eat the finest people everywhere!
Circus sends him offers daily
{Bertram mills made him a bid}
but he's holding out for Barnum Bailey,
Jojo the cannibal kid
Mmmmyeow...
Don't you know? He eats them alive...
{gets the ??????}
eating out, from nine to five.
boom jigga boom jigga boom jigga boom boom
That is the Jojo way
boom jigga boom jigga boom jigga boom boom
that means he's on the {train}
{Everybody run and get in the car, pull all the windows down
everybody find a safe place to closet}
Jojo is now in town
Who's the talk at every table from chicago to madrid?
Who's the African Clark Gable?
Jojo, the Cannibal kid!
All the tribes eat fruits and berries
He's the one that never did
He Prefers his missionaries
Jojo, the cannibal kid
He could aways pass on his manner and his savoir faire
Mix with every class - eat the finest people everywhere!
Circus sends him offers daily
{Bertram mills made him a bid}
but he's holding out for Barnum Bailey,
Jojo the cannibal kid!
(I suspect that I'm the only person with the lyrics to this song hosted on the 'net. )
Ganked from Bubbles!
YOU CAN ONLY TYPE ONE WORD. NO EXPLANATIONS. ( Read more... )
I'm not crazy about the new $10 bill. I did learn the meaning of the word obverse, though.
Sunday walkabout pics - Didn't go hog wild on Sunday - put in about five walking miles, give or take.

two ducks that live in the pond with the koi and the turtles.

soft shell turtle in the lake out back. he's got a super-long neck.

two guys in fan-driven flying parachutes along deerfield beach. That looks like a ton of fun.

Another shot of a flying parachute. Looks safer than an ultralight.
( I'm 3% idiot, 99.83% lj-popular, and 100% a time waster for doing all these. )
1 year ago - status, reality settings, fort lauderdale piccies & sounds, bad juju, looking at a replacement cam, philosophy of Just Utilitarianism, feeding tube, hips and collarbones, Kelly's heroes, Buprenorphine, w can be a vowel, yahoo vs google,
2 years ago - Hellboy, Le Gren, Marlin Maniac
3 years ago - Bro issues w/LL, sponsored links, Meredith out front
4 years ago - Walkies, baby sharks, programming, local hones go to 10-digit dialing, Reality settings, Wolf files, army men, schoolhouse rock
5 years ago - SOP, enature, symbols, psa for my bio page, C++ DST bug
- Mood:
a little sad, but I'll get over it. - Music:jojo the cannibal kid - 1936
Walkabout on Sunday was good, I got more color, but think I dodged the burn bullet again. The ball cap let my nose still get a little red, however.
I walked to Mizner Park, just to check out the place, and it's fared for the worse. I used to live behind there, and liked it a lot... but now, there are no bookstores.. (liberties is gone!), the international museum of cartoon art has been gutted, and the two cool wacky-weirdo art stores have been absorbed by other type stuff. bleh.
I'd hoped to go to my old hangout, Beany's, for a veggie-cheese sammich with the vinaigrette that I love so well... but sadly, it was closed, but just for Sundays.
I abandoned Boca's blandness, and retreated to the bus stop (I was too bushed to walk for a bit), and rode back to Hillsboro... and then crossed over to the 94 and hit the Deerfield mall. I stopped off for a breather at the movies... caught "The Hills Have Eyes" and was surprised. It was better than I thought. (Make no mistake, it is about mutants killing people trapped in an out-of-the-way location, but it was done well for what it was.) Afterward, I stopped off at EB and picked up a copy of counterstrike:source on sale. I'm looking forward to playing multi with hav and kev once I polish my skills a bit.
Roaming area, (note, some was done by bus. I walked about another 8 miles.)
I made a lot of use of autostitch today, clicking on the pictures makes them larger, as usual.
( Pictures from walkabout - I saw unicorns and turtles and dolphins and killer mutants )
Shamrock Shakes are back! (and Matt's got a review that's great, as usual)
1 year ago - calle ocho, aroo, writing, chronic, tulips, mummified head of Mata Hari, Idahos mugshots, Girl Scout cookies remind me of Katt and Wendy, Monkey hot or not, fonts, cool tools, Yu-Gi-Oh! suicide,
2 years ago - CoH, Batroc, Bro, uncles, crazy yarn, comic styles, DP reboot (dang Byrne), dance cyclopedia, people as mexican food (metaphor)
3 years ago - Nordis = el sucko, LAN setup, Bellsouth, Lovely gifits from Dani, palm update
4 years ago - Applelard's BDAY!, the moon, cadbury craving, dead website linkies, bilhicks, hairball poll, skijump, silly supers, network names
5 years ago - sweet dreams, evil news, why blowing up buddha isn't so bad
- Mood:
okay
Current Music - mp3
Thanks, firpo!
Answers to yesterday's test.
1. The word "snausages!" said the proper way will make me bust a gut laughing. *FIB*
Though, it can make me chuckle. The old commercial of the dog poking his head out, exclaiming "SNAUSAGES!" can make me laugh, albeit briefly.
2. One of best high school friends was killed by a blow to the head from an iron frying pan, as a result of a car accident.
Brent Ashland. Coming back from a camping trip, freak accident. pulled up short behind another driver, slammed on his brakes, and the skillet brained him. That was that. He had a lot of potential, dumb way to exit.
3. I've accidentally poured cheetos in a bowl, poured milk over 'em, and ate a spoonful like cereal before realizing my terrible, terrible mistake.
Always pay attention to what's in the pouch on top of the fridge. even when you're six years old. Seriously.
4. I say thank you to automatic doors and street lights when they let me pass.
It's an unconscious response. Preprogrammed manners. Plus, I saw Herbie the love bug as a kid, and Buddy Hackett talked about a street light that didn't like him. I appreciate robots helping my travels comfortably and easily. When the machines take over, I'll have a position of authority.
5. I've been published in both Popular Science Magazine and the Unknown Armies Hardcover RPG rules.
Yup. Livejournal actually got me in PopSci (11/13/2003), and UA has me in the credits as a rumormonger. (published August, 2002)
Lakini Malich has made a startling discovery that will change the way the world views the brain-rotting laugh vacuum Garfield:
If you remove Garfield's thought balloons, it goes from an unfunny comic to a rather sad, poignant story about a lonely man who has wasted his life talking to his cat.
He offers a second collection:
here's some more, chronicling Jon's spiral into depression and eventually madness. It's what Jim Davis wanted.- via cruel.com
1 year ago - Millennium Spheres, new dr who, dice quiz, Earth2/We3, Jack benny, Donner party, Karma?, bittorrent
2 years ago - motorcycle Chernobyl tour, led mug, jk to revise hp, dan tech slips, bluto song, haiku
3 years ago - palm pics travel, WWII thoughts, site down
4 years ago - Newtosill, Daffy duck, Morning here, dreams, poem tag, bubblegum alley, cute animals
5 years ago - The bed, Cool old comic books, disclaimer, OJ
- Music:Jojo the Cannibal Kid - 1936

Zombie Burger Clown
Originally uploaded by scottobear.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/miss_m
Oh, the humanity. Click to enlarge, if you dare. Man, this is what Hallowe'en is all about, minus the candy.
- Mood:
enthralled
Where am I? What time is it? Another crash and burn sleep last night.
Deciduous - Good and Evil, Angels and Skateboarders, and a glowing banana. Nice evolving doodle.
This post was written last night... I'm testing the "auto-post" queue of semagic.
Possible Weekend Expedition -
On
Saturday, May 28 and Sunday, May 29, 2005
Miami Metrozoo celebrates Bear Awareness Week on “Bear Days” Saturday, May 28 and Sunday, May 29. Zoos across the country, libraries, nature centers, and other wildlife agencies recognize the integral role of bears in nature and advocate bear education in May.
FREE Stuffed Bear to the first 500 kids through the gate each day*
The Metrozoo celebration will include additional Keeper Talks and enrichment activities especially prepared for the three kinds of bears in the zoo on both days.
- 1:30 p.m. - Sun Bear: See them use their long tongues to extract honey out of holes in tubes!
- 2:00 p.m. - Himalayan Black Bear: Watch him hunt and catch large fish caught here in the zoo lakes!
- 2:30 p.m. - Sloth Bear: Observe him as he tears open a termite mound (made of paper maché) to eat wax worms, meal worms and crickets!
MP called me out of the blue yesterday afternoon just to say hi. That was brief, but nice.
Land Of the Dead! (thanks for the point,
MMm. I loves me some Zombies. I hope I can get some HuFu dumplings to snack on in time to see it.
Moment of Lyric:
And you get in your car and drive real far.
And you drive all night and then you see a light.
And it comes right down and it lands on the ground.
And out comes the man from Mars.
And you try to run but he's got a gun.
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head.
GrayPumpkin is now up to episode 8 of the new Dr Who, and his opinions mirror my own pretty closely. So Far, I think the first three are still my favorites of the season.
Flip Top Box
Remixed from actual cigarette commercials, this little number is so catchy you'll hear it in your sleep. Beware!
Man digs up corpse and cooks the

