9353 - Thursday

  • Jul. 10th, 2008 at 10:50 PM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006
It seems that now that Obama has the nomination from the Left, he can pretty much as Right as he wants, as long as he's not quite as far Right as McCain.

I read this blog post, and I think it sums things up. Also, I just read that Obama voted in favor of a wiretapping bill.

Say what I may about Hillary, but at least she stood up for our civil liberties in that vote. Barack Obama did not, after promising us that he would. I am very disappointed in him right now.

Seeya, 4th amendment.. it's like I hardly knew ye.

The odd thing to me is that McCain abstained from voting on it at all. I wonder why he didn't go one way or the other?

So, do I want kind-of right wing, or full-bore? As always, I don't want any of the candidates.



Watched Be Kind Rewind tonight. It was a little ragged around the edges, but we both really liked it a lot. It reminded me a bit of the old movies that Steve Jacoby, Brent Ashland, Kevin Albury, Kevin Cummins, etc. and I made with Brent's video camera... Raiders of the Lost Sock, the Arthurian Project, and so on.

We have so many leftovers in the fridge that it is potluck night in Casa de von Berg. I opted for a blend of baked ziti and veggie lasagna, while BHK had sausage and veggies. There was much nom nom nom'ing.


Rob Richards has made a great site where he restores old animation backgrounds.


Sneakily added by bhk:


In other news my wife has chewed most of the blue gumballs in my Easter candy jar on my desk and started on the jellybeans. I take full blame---I shouldn't have opened it I should have taken it to work!! How could I have so thoughtlessly put that delectable candy goodness on my desk to tempt her! I think I'm just jealous because she has almost no cavities (only one small tiny cavity that she just got recently---probably from kissing my sugary mouth)---I'll make her a rot-mouth yet! MWHAHAHAHHAA!


Impersonating her husband in his own journal... for shame!



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3 years ago - diggers, sky high/ff, career personality, dr zaius, ugly dog, choosing wrong, 12.5% inked, bike thief, presidential medical histories, people like slinkies

4 years ago - thermo-issues, helping cockeyed find spammers

5 years ago - bro, health, monkey, sun-sentinel cam, clown lovin'.

6 years ago - hard rain, dream thoughts, tests, IM spam

7 years ago - evil news, louche, fill in the blank, gush, insane beautiful people journal nonsense (he's now suspended)

8 years ago - Mr. Rogers, April hassles, H is pregnant with B's kid, inevitable slippery, </b></a>[info]mootpoint adds me to his reading list Geotarget

9350 - Monday

  • Jul. 7th, 2008 at 10:47 PM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006
Forgot to mention - Very Clever Pipe game - I won 20 to 13, BHK beat me at Carcassonne H&G - by like 50 points!

We still haven't dug into Canasta Caliente or Rook yet. I suspect next weekend will be good for that. Maybe Chinese Checkers, depending, too. (Perhaps just 2-player Halma.)



BHK made dinner tonight of veggie brats with onion and green pepper (on a baguette from the farmer's market) , along with sides of Mexican-style corn on the cob. Good stuff!



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Pye on "Monitor Duty" this morning. He looks like he just woke up, but he's been flipping around for at least an hour.


I can't believe my Dad would've been 62 this year. I can't even imagine how he might've aged.


Just checked on my Brother's record online, and it says he's in 12MM (Male Infirmary). I wonder what happened to him? He's now in the North Broward Bureau, which is already a bad sign.

From the site -

The North Broward Bureau is a minimum to medium security, special needs detention facility housing male and female offenders. The facility also houses protective custody female offenders and female juveniles. The facility currently holds 1,200 inmates.


The primary mission of the facility is to house and manage the mentally ill, medically infirm and special needs inmate population.


Momster pulled his police report - It seems he'd parked in a handicapped space, and when the police ran his tags, the car he was in was reported stolen. Apparently his license was expired, as well. It was certainly enough to violate probation.

[Edit - in 11c now, out of the infirmary. Bro has been there before. My guess is he is detoxing or being treated for bi-polar as he has claimed that in the past.]



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8987 - mon

  • Sep. 10th, 2007 at 10:27 PM
Hello from bro - surfing
BHK and I skipped on movie and dinner at Friendly's - too much fair food and activity made it simpler to just head on home after work.

Rough day, but worth having. I got pretty upset and discombobulated about my brother's situation, as I am prone to be - especially with his birthday coming up and talking to the momster on the phone. I've got to remember to put on better armor before picking up the phone at this time of year. It really wore me out, and I'm glad that I got to flush my system a little bit.

Future 2007 events in a nutshell. Some stressful, some wonderful, some just a reminder to myself to shoot a card or friendly howdy out.

  • Bro's Birthday in about 2 weeks.
  • Wedding anniversary and Halloween at the end of October. Trip? Party?
  • Graypumpkin's Birthday
  • Eryx's Birthday
  • Mom's Birthday
  • Bro will be out and about mid-November, but will not be in our vicinity.
  • Thanksgiving.
  • Mom and Wilt will be visiting my family up here for Christmas week.

1 year ago - slacker day, criminal into shoes, the Shield, light shirts, scottish superstition, foil helmet effectiveness,

2 years ago - schwag bag, tall scotto shadow pic, finished fdle year, weezle talk, burning life with hp, preference poll

3 years ago - Bag Lady, EN passes, Diarists more prone to illness, WoW pics, Hurricane Ivan, "because he said so", Puppy shoots man, KSC storm

4 years ago - RPC issue, Badger badger, baboon nose suitcase, RIAA sues a 12 year old, RI's birthday, new opus strip.

5 years ago - Newt Play, vote day, traded some magic cards for heroclix/mage knight, lem-doodles, wobbly

6 years ago - got a lovely poem, found old family letters, cadmean victory, stayed home, assorted news, Anne Heche's wacky interview, 'mat event, observations

7 years ago - embarrassing fight club reference, ramen rant, everway, Chat 'toon review Geotarget

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8913 - Thursday

  • Jul. 12th, 2007 at 10:30 PM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006
Neighborhood shakeup tonight at about 7pm - A minivan chasing another - apparently the second vehicle had 2-4 people inside with the side doors open and guns showing. The vehicle being chased was honking and swerving all over the place to avoid being shot.

BHK called 911, and the response time was *terrible*, and she was never questioned by the police for a report on the matter. I'll be investigating that situation more tomorrow after work.

I'm just glad that she's ok.
Random factoids and semi-specific things about people I know (or knew):

My brother is *really good* at shucking oysters. At least 4-5 times faster than me, or 2-ish times faster than anyone else I've ever met in the service industry.

My wife is a superb analyst, and can get to the core of a matter quite swiftly. She's going to be an awesome lawyer. (and dangerous gamer)

Steve Jacoby has some beautiful children, and has the makings for a pretty cool dad.

Tina keeps a lovely home... everything is crisp and neat, even with a pair of kitties, a bunch of birds, and living the software company lifestyle.

Bruce can make me misty with just a bowl of cheerios .

Ray has a very real skill at blending words and experience into story.

Kathleen has a great memory, to the point of us calling her queen index when we were gaming. If she doesn't have knowledge, she can find it fast.

Cyn has a fantastic skill at illustration, both on paper and skin.

Doug Wu has a near encyclopedic knowledge of comics from the silver age. Knows more than anyone else I've ever met.

Danny is a mill that grinds slowly, but exceedingly fine. He's a living example of "the devil is in the details."

Father-in-law is loved by everyone he meets. *Nobody*, and I mean *nobody* has anything sideways to say about him. That's amazing.. and due to him.

Mother-in-law is a superb cook. Some wicked good queso, for example.

Mother is a master multitasker. I've never seen her with too much on her plate.

Wilton is an excellent carpenter - can put all manner of stuff together with quality and speed.

Got a calendar? Circle this date: Sunday, August 12th. Next to the circle write "all night" and "Meteors!" Attach the above to your refrigerator in plain view so you won't miss the 2007 Perseid meteor shower.

LONDON (Reuters) - Lawyers and judges are to break with centuries-old tradition and cease wearing horse-hair wigs of white fake curls in non-criminal cases, the head of the country's judiciary announced on Thursday.

The Lord Chief Justice, Lord Phillips of Worth Matravers, said new dress rules would mean the requirement for the wigs, which legal professionals have worn since the 17th century, would not be needed in civil or family court cases.
Wing collars and bands can also be dispensed with in such cases according to the reforms, while judges will need just one gown in future instead of a variety of colourful outfits currently required.
The wigs will still be worn in criminal courts.

"At present High Court judges have no less than five different sets of working dress, depending on the jurisdiction in which they are sitting and the season of the year," Phillips said in a statement.
"After widespread consultation it has been decided to simplify this."

A review carried out in 2003 found that more than two thirds of respondents wanted to eliminate the wigs in civil cases, although most said criminal court judges should still wear them.

Opponents of wigs thought they were anachronistic, as well as uncomfortable and expensive.

A shoulder-length ceremonial wig costs more than 1,500 pounds while the shorter ones worn by lawyers cost about 400 pounds each.

However, the idea of abolishing them has been met with disapproval from some lawyers who feel the wigs give them an air of authority as well as anonymity.

"While there will never be unanimity of view about court dress, the desirability of these changes has a broad measure of agreement," Phillips said.


1 year ago - venture bros good, lj ugly nav bar, bye bye black rhino, angel / shovel / burrito, simulated lost case-630am, Arvis book in comments!

2 years ago - Last Day w/Magda, invisi-bro, chrono-lifting, breakfast foods, zombies invade sca event, crab, autostitch bus, minor drama, commendation

3 years ago - KoL, Bollywood, Patriot Act, Felix the Cat

4 years ago - sleep troubles, Andromeda Strain, 4-legged man , system crash - modem drivers (Service pack 4 for win2k caused Norton trouble) , Stalin vs Hitler comic, newtcam pic, discovered title-tags, strickland a/c die-lemma

5 years ago - more swell chatties, Roanoke (including odd reply from Boughman), Dreams of Lake Conoy with zombie mist, sweet possum sugar, mother goose

6 years ago - Evil news, riposte, dream of the jungle, If I were... meme, time, sleepy, Dumbass Tenochtitlan Saucermen,chat, aura colors, personality disorder test, Louvre

7 years ago - Bad things with April, super power question Geotarget

8810 - RANDOM ACCESS

  • Apr. 16th, 2007 at 11:19 PM
Hello from bro - surfing

Work is interviewing for the network position today. I wonder when or if they’ll be asking me to sit with them today? I’m curious about the number of applicants.



When playing punch buggy my eyes tend to detect color first, then shape. I’m much less likely to see a white, black, gray/silver or navy blue bug than standouts like yellow, red or the brighter variants of blue and green. However, The “toaster” look of the Honda element is a good standout for me over colors. I can lock onto one of those much more easily than the bug. The dual-color ones seem to be easier for me to spot than the one-tones.



I have to dig up my birth certificate in order to get my driver’s license. It seems that my Florida state id isn’t enough. Bah.



Didn’t mow the lawn, and didn’t roto-till the garden, as it was too wet from the lovely rainy weekend. That’ll probably happen next Saturday.



Tomorrow, I’ll have been working for the county a month. That seems odd to me, somehow. I guess Friday will be a true work-month due to days off, etc.



Tina’s back from points elsewhere today, so we’ll probably have her over for an early dinner of falafel tonight. After that, I’m going to have to get one the stick, regarding the quest for more continuous employment.



Limited News source says that there are 21 dead at Virginia tech [edit- 32 dead, 28 wounded] – I don’t get how this happens. How broken in the head does a person have to be to run around a campus and start killing people with twin 9mm pistols? Sadly, my first mental image was that of the Shadow, with twin .45s barking out hot metal justice, but he’s a pulp fiction vigilante, not an actual insane non-fictional type being.



Found out that bro is breaking his probation already – Mom and WV went down to where they’d set his apartment up, and discovered that the place was empty. His probation officer called her looking for him, so it’s only a matter of time before he’s back in the clink. Turns out neither his rent, cell phone bill, nor his car insurance have been paid, so he’ll be driving with a suspended license in an uninsured vehicle. I’ll be checking the net periodically to let me know if he’s back in the pokey. [edit - he was evicted on 4/11]



I think I like stones and jewelry made from organic substances more than inorganic.

Pearls, amber, mastodon ivory, bone in general all had some sort of life-aspect about them before they were put into settings or whatnot.

Could the ghost of an oyster / tree haunt pearls / amber?



JD offered me some deer meat that he got while hunting. He bagged 13 last season, gave 10 to the hungry, and kept 3 in his freezer. The county electrician is apparently a great butcher.



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4 years ago - JKG Job desc, Honda cog movie, walkabout palm art - thin lines

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8773 -

  • Mar. 14th, 2007 at 12:15 PM
black cat

Cable Modem... *NOT*. The guys came by, and it turns out the cable box on the outside pole hadn't changed yet... 2 hours later, a cherry picker drives by and upgrades the pole. I've called back, and the internet will be supposedly installed tomorrow between 8am-Noon. We shall See!



BHK is out and about, feeding Tina's kitties again! I hope Tina gives our fur-babies as much love when we go on a short tour sometime. Whoops, she's returned! Later, Dear journal!



I really want to see The Host. (Bhk put me on to that!)



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3 years ago - subpages broken, Shazam!, Dead Like Me, CS sucks as a tech, vamp game

4 years ago - walkabout pics, lovieness, got unreal server hopping

5 years ago - mush, Roman tub, dreams of owning a pet grooming store, insurance woes, and palm doodles

6 years ago - Happy b'day kundalinidreams (no longer ljing), Dkmfkmkglklkgbkvbkbv,looking for a job as demagogue...(I'll still take it, if anyone's wanting), happy unbirthday to me, uck!, edit this page (now dead),sop, a timeline of Scotto history,veggie lo mein, muppet trivia, and Rolf singing you and I and GeorgeGeotargetVisitor Map

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8612 - 2 days to trip!

  • Oct. 22nd, 2006 at 9:02 AM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006

Happy Birthday, [info]graypumpkin!
monkeybday




I didn't get to hit ¡Viva Broward! yesterday... I ran out of time. Today, however is a new day... I think I'll trundle down there for a midday bit of entertainment.



Got a mild interrogation from someone at the pool on the way back from grocery shopping yesterday. I was toting a double armload of groceries, heading to my place; when a guy at the pool area calls over to me.

Guy:"Hey, you!"
Me:"Hi! Can I help you?"
G:"Do you live here?"
M:"Yup!"
G:"Which unit?"
(*note* - at no time did he ask my name, or say anything in a non-interrogatory style. )
M:"323D... can I help you?"
G:"No, I just wanted to know."
(*note* - Did he think I was a hoodlum of some sort? That I was going to use packages of peanut butter crackers, deodorant, light bulbs, and a half-dozen liters of Diet Doctor Pepper to do some crazy MacGuyver evil on the complex?)
M:"Oh. What unit do you live in?"
G:"304A"
M:"Nice place. Have a good one."
And I walked away.
He didn't reply.

Wacky.

I didn't look shabby or anything... wearing a nice clean Hawaiian style golf shirt, short hair, clean shaved, maybe perspiring a bit, due to toting the barge.

I figure I can look him up in the condo directory later... I'll get the lowdown from Jesus-bread lady and/or the Condo Superhero sometime today, I'm sure.



Via Jordon -
What would happen if everyone on Earth suddenly vanished without a trace? Although that's totally impossible, of course, a new article speculates on how long it would take for all traces of today's human civilization to be reclaimed by the earth's natural processes.


[info]eyeslikesugar has me wanting to play work time fun.



Moment of Lyric - mp3 (Via X-entertainment's great halloween jukebox)

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.

Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame




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Beautifully done, if disturbing. via zefrank



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3 years ago - RSP poll, Gamma World Memories, How to shave a cat's nose, FCC shenanigans

4 years ago - Sniper strikes again, weird news, Cool Rubik's Cube, Bookworm (it's on my palm, as I type), Nice thoughts, Painting minis, AW community gets uppity. it's now deleted. Rote 560 with my bike in front, bathy-Newt

5 years ago - Colloidal silver, geek test, memories of my first adrenaline rush, Los Dias de los Muertos, pieces of eight

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scotto honeymoon - oct 2006
The dishonor of Blue Security

There was quite a bit of teeth gnashing across the web throughout the evening yesterday as TypePad, LiveJournal, and all the other hosted Six Apart websites went dark; we learned late in the night that the cause was a “sophisticated distributed denial of service attack” against the sites. Digging a little deeper, though, it doesn’t look like this is a particularly accurate description of what happened — but instead of this being a case of the folks at Six Apart trying to cover up some internal issue, it instead looks like they’re being far too gracious in not revealing more about another company, Blue Security, which appears to have been responsible for the whole disaster. An explanation of this requires a slight bit of background.

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wampa say wha?

GeotargetSakes, insane night so far tonight on call.

Brief Summary of my cases in the first *HOUR* from 5pm-6-pm EST -

  • Sexual Predator in Okeechobee County, FL


  • Mother in Jesup, GA who first reported her 3 year old as kidnapped, and then it turns out she killed her child - searching for the body over three counties I'm guessing this one will be all over the news - I wonder if they'll get many of the facts right?


  • Habitual Runaway in Hollywood, FL


  • 11 yr old wander-off Autistic kid in MI


  • two school pals who hit the road for some reason in Nye County, NV - ran off into the desert [edit - the two girls in Nye were recovered, and they're safe and sound, save for whatever punishment a pissed off parent might give.]


  • A kid in Thomaston, CT - Another habitual, fresh move [edit - called home for a pickup when he got cold and tired of being out and about]
No Alzheimer's folks yet today, which is just fine. That's a different sort of case. Kids are usually easier to snag, because they usually don't have access to a vehicle.

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8124 -

  • Jan. 18th, 2006 at 6:00 AM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006

GeotargetI don't know what I was thinking... that all of the homeless would pack up and go into lockdown, but they seemed even more populous than ever on the ride to work yesterday. I mentally tallied 36 as the bus rolled by them.



Big Brain's video card arrived damaged. Murphy's law, I imagine. They're sending another one, and it should be installed by Friday. Gary, the Head muck-de-muck apologized again, and gave me "his personal guarantee" that it would be installed and my machine would be ready for use by Friday after work.

Yeah, yeah, right, right. We'll see.



Is it a sign of Newt really disliking my mashed potatoes if he hops on the table and scratches, trying to cover it up like it was in the sandbox? I suspect the chives are what set him off.



Moment of Lyric: (video link)

After all the jacks are in their boxes
And the clowns have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the street
Footsteps dressed in red
And the wind whispers Mary
A broom is drearily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of yesterdays life
Somewhere a queen is weeping
Somewhere a king has no wife
And the wind, it cries Mary
The traffic lights, they turn, uh, blue tomorrow
And shine their emptiness down on my bed
The tiny island sags down stream
’cause the life that lived is,
Is dead
And the wind screams Mary
Uh-will the wind ever remember
The names it has blow in the past?
And with this crutch, it’s old age, and it’s wisdom
It whispers no, this will be the last
And the wind cries Mary




1 year ago - mushroms and eggplant, barefoot craving, acronym cursing, Panama city teens, prozac suicides

2 years ago - popeye is 75, duckburg, powerskip, santa cluster maint, hybrids, beach-dweller picture that will make you shriek, brain sammiches, cam pics, cap'n strong

3 years ago - tan me hide, kartoo, SOP, coloring book entry

4 years ago - Accessory animals. Enron & GWB/pretzel, watching Lone Gunmen, Newt came to work, skate porn

5 years ago - Hot outside! Metallica sues Victoria’s Secret, the weather the cuckoo likes, my first LJ flame attack (and my rebuttal)

8104 - system still out for repair.

  • Jan. 11th, 2006 at 7:01 AM
ill-tempered man lives here

GeotargetThis card is my problem with compusa, along with really poor communication or support /offering of alternatives.

In a nutshell, it's been since November 10th that my Computer has been at the shop... everything else needing repair is fixed according to them.

Verto GeForce FX 5950 Ultra Video Card, AGP, 256MB DDR
Nvidia
Manufacturer: PNY   
Mfg Part #: VCGFX595APB
Product Number: 308120
$499.88

However, that bad boy has been out of stock at the manufacturer, and at all known compusa stores in a 50-mile radius for the last 8 weeks.

With a $500 price tag, I'm obliged to wait, because I really can't drop that chunk of change on something that I should be getting under warranty.

The guys at the shop have given me two timelines, both of which have passed, now. I'm not quite sure what I can do, save for waiting.

Meanwhile, I have to do my work on poor ol' Battered lappie, My Toshiba satillite back from a time when Windows Me (I've long since replaced that with win2k pro) was "cutting edge".

I'd say that the only time I've had worse customer service/ communication was with Comcast... I have since boycotted them, though I've heard that they might not be so bad in other areas outside of SoFla.

Not having big brain has cost me some very significant social chat and play time in 2nd Life, LAN party activities with the old FMM crowd are out of the picture... plus, all of my downloaded movies / Netflix DVD archives are ground to a halt while the machine is gone... not to mention a lack of Newtcam.

I never realised how many people watched good ol' Newt during the day... I've gotten somthing like 80 emails politely requesting when he'll be back online again. If Big Brain is down another week, I'll hook Newtcam up to Lappie so folks can get an orange kitty fix.

I can only imagine what happens when pretty girls shut off their webcams. I suspect horny stalker-type guys aren't nearly as polite as cat fanciers.

Law Enforcement

Bro's pal Andy was arrested today. He's under wraps until September 26 for that grand theft charge and "resisting a merchant"... I'll have to look that one up.

Geotarget

See mugshot gallery to compare, or entries on 2/24/04, 2/25/04, 11/21/04, 1/30/05, 6/7/05, somewhere in 7/2005, 8/3/05.

I really hope that means bro will keep his nose clean for a little while.

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8062 - Fri-day-yay!

  • Dec. 30th, 2005 at 6:03 AM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006

Geotarget


I've said that more than a few times in my life.

I'll refrain from pointing any fingers today, mostly because it seems like that no matter where I point, I'll hit that situation regardless.



Computer's video card is on backorder. What the heck. Expected a in a week or so. Cripes... at this rate, I'd just be happy to get my device back before my birthday at the top of February.



Took paperwork home with me last night, just so I could get it finished, because the office needs have been so hectic the past week or two that I can't sit down for 90 minutes to crank out the proper thought required for the police interviews, data crunching, and etc without being bugged ever 15-20 minutes for something like "Scott, could you show me how to forward my email to someone again?" or "Burn me 20 CDs of that PowerPoint Presentation, would you?... oh, and could you customize 'em for the departments?"

Brainless, tedious stuff, but the vast majority of the folks there just don't know how to do that sort of thing... and what's more, they don't want to learn how. So, I go from being an underpaid Net Admin / Webmaster / Police Liason / Child Advocate, and turn into a highly paid power user because every 4/5 people there is a technical uglato.



Listen to a brilliant version of Devo's Mongoloid.
From WFMU's On the Download.


My Wakeup music of the day - Hawaii Tattoo - The Waikikis (mp3) - thanks, Podsville!



Crunks '05: The Year in Media Errors and Corrections - interesting. Sometimes funny, sometimes sad.



1 year ago - picture beliefs, cheese,

2 years ago - Dang Dick, Kindly Kahuna, and Scotto Stuff. Alliteration!

3 years ago - RFL pictures, PT Barnum, Malawi vampires, Morse code

4 years ago - Treebeard and Entwife, Met Denise & Sara @ Danny's Party, Mai Kai, eclipse

5 years ago - Calcutta Chromosome, Got shoo as a pal, Amitav Ghosh, Saw D&D movie with Danny, and Andy running the yellow Pompano comic shack.
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006

GeotargetDr Who Christmas Special was pretty groovy, and I think that I like the new actor as the doc. (I was worried he'd be too much of a pretty boy. The preview for the next episode looks good, too.





Christmas at the 'borgs in '96. (Compare to the 'borgs in '05) Cathi hasn't aged save for longer hair, Elizabeth is a young lady rather than a tot. I've lost weight and some of my beard, Dave's Gained a little weight, and Who knows where Eryn, Brian, Brian, and Bev are... Leisa's a mommy, as is Cathi. I still have that shirt, last worn on walkabout 2 weeks ago. It's still in great shape... amazingly comfy and durable. Only a wee bit faded.



Thursday already! Old man 2005 is going to make way for Baby 2006's stinky diaper very soon!



I called CompUSA yesterday, and requested a progress report on my system, including an ETA on the Graphics card that was due nearly two weeks ago. After being on hold for about 15 minutes, they said that they'd call me back shortly with the answer. They never did.



ADP came by the office yesterday, all sweetness and light. She wants her job back, because she hates her new one. I really don't see *that* happening. She and RS are semi-buds these days, now that ADP is no longer a part of the company.



The Zip+4 33441-5482 contains only 9 addresses, one of which is mine. via the awesome melissadata - found while looking for my city's demographics. (and crime stats, weather



No 2-dimensional reality slices here... 3-dimensional truth nuggets! You'd better watch it, or I'll be all over you like a nun sandwich.



Moment of Lyric MP3

Instrumental - It's a great way to get up and move in the morning.



1 year ago - earache, Newtie-head, GF comparisons, Earthquake/Tsunami, Anne-whashername, another monkey with a gun, Fader eg må be om unskyldning, changing Thomas Jefferson's rules, big show, spell check issues,

2 years ago - Barney Miller in my cereal, FFXI

3 years ago - Harpo Marx, Secert agent. Really. Hungry, Brent Memories, weird auctions, jive turkey

4 years ago - how to diaper a monkey, newt meds, holiday prezzies, hoogerbrugge, midget village, shopping, eclipse.

5 years ago - noodles, sweetie showed me bejeweled, Dan stress, Jell-O flavors, snot production.

8058 - Tuesday day off! Booyah again!

  • Dec. 27th, 2005 at 7:00 AM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006

Geotargetre: the get together at mom's place... bro was asked specifically to show up in a drug/alcohol-free state, so mom wouldn't be embarrassed in front of Wilts' folks. He arrived after having stopped off at the bar, looking grimy and disheveled. He mentioned that his pressure cleaning biz is taking off and showed me that he had some funds in the bank... good for him. Maybe he can pay back some of the dinero he owes the momster or me. I caught him in lies a few times during the day, including how he got there "a friend" "a bus" and if he'd been drinking.

I don't think that I'll be sharing me addy with him anytime soon, especially since he lied to me about being in Boynton. He declined a ride home, I suspect because he didn't want to have to turn around and go back to Hollywood.

On the upside, Wilt, mom, Rosa, Yitzi and the rest of the guests were cool enough, and there was a ton of food. (I brought home a lot of broccoli casserole and a tin of cookies). There was an interesting blend of Portuguese, Hebrew and English conversations going on....I wish I understood more of the non-English stuff that was going on in my periphery.

I'd already received my big giftie, (the futon mattress and cover), but my sticking had some more goodies in it. A few Newt toys (I think he's still partial to the toys he got from the Strawberry shortcake bag when Lisa/Lisa visited) and I got the usual stocking fare. Lip Balm, a new toothbrush, hand sanitizer, some chocolates, a notepad and sharpie pen.



Thanks to Sandy for the flickr pro account!



Internet Classic resurfaces for the purpose of torturing the graypumpkin. - David Hasselhoff singing Hooked on a Feeling (warning, some ads on the site not safe for work)



1 year ago - weird dream, more photo hosting quota up to 100 meg! (now 10 gig!), 1 Corinthians 13:13, windy, random lj wandering, ljviz, mexican indoor nudity ban, jack burton, psa, workday shift.

2 years ago - Surprise book giftie from Lisa, Talked to Katt very briefly on the phone, Gecko tape, how to cook a tarantula, wacky old comics

3 years ago - created a nation states community, rain, live_jounalia issues, v2 of cej-clix, quiet american

4 years ago - Newt vet, cultural comparisons, blogger hacked, guide to toddlers

5 years ago - Nukes (now at 7 minutes until midnight)

8040 - Bro

  • Dec. 25th, 2005 at 3:04 AM
Hello from bro - surfing

GeotargetBro woke me at 2am on Christmas morning by calling me on the phone and asking me to look up some woman on the police blotters for Broward and palm beach counties. He claimed that they were going to hit midnight mass and she doesn't have a phone. She supposedly has outstanding warrants, but I didn't see any. When I told him that he was calling and waking me up at 2 f'ing in the morning, he barely apologized. I told him to call the police the next time he wanted to do a criminal search, or at least wait until a civil hour to ring me for a non-emergency.

Someone remind me to kick his keister when I wake back up.

7998 - Just another Manic Mondayyyyy...

  • Dec. 12th, 2005 at 6:00 AM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006

GeotargetWent on a long walkabout yesterday... down Hillsboro to the beach, and then around to the Deerfield mall out on Powerline to see the Narnia movie and get $3.99 all you can eat buffet pizza at Cici's. Shared a table with a Jamacian lady on "holiday" in the states - I put holiday in quotes, because she was working her vaykay in a child care center. I dug Narnia... the Christian allegory was there, but it wasn't so heavy handed as to annoy any but folks that got offended at Tron or E.T. for the same stuff are going to bark louder over this.

That said, I quite enjoyed Narnia. The kids chosen to play were well-picked, and Edmund would make an excellent "Kid Miracleman" should someone decide to kick Alan Moore in the ribs and squeeze out the rights to make a movie. I quite enjoyed the CGI, which was smooth and believable despite what I'd heard earlier. I wonder how people that are unfamiliar with the books will do with the talking animals and other remarkable characters in the movie? Some might say it makes for a younger audience, but there are some grim parts that a little kid might not fare so well with, especially in regards to Aslan. (it is bloodless, but still strong content) I might've picked another person than Tilda Swinton to play the White Witch in the film, despite the fact that she did a fine job, I kept seeing the Borg Queen (even though Alice Krige is a totally different actress). The movie is as loyal to the story as I remember it (hasn't been read for years... possibly/probably a decade or more.)

If I had a kid, I'd certainly take 'em to see it over any Harry Potter flick. I may look for the Narnia stuff as Audiobooks.. I suspect that it'll transfer to listening-stuff better than Lord of the Rings.

Walkabout stats - 12.2 miles, burned 3034 calories. Good thing, considering that I scarfed down a pile o'pizza at Cici's. I'm glad there isn't one closer to work, or I'd be in diet danger.

Nose is a little sunburned from being out and about all day. Adds to the "Santa Look".

Hm. That brings up a question.

Poll #632040 Santa? Your twinkle is in the way.
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What color are Santa's Eyes?




I'd heard yesterday that 61% of folks in the USA wear corrective lenses. Can that be true? More than not?

Ah, here's the breakdown.

Read more... )



Moment of Lyric: mp3 (via )

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad.


I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart!




Via Herm -

For Online Star Wars Game, It's Revenge of the Fans

Ogre to Slay? Outsource It to Chinese

I do hope to make it back to SL in time for the winterfest there.



Found out that Cousin Billy (Uncle Bill's Oldest - both my father and his passed names down) is in jail for threatening his girlfriend's son on his answering machine. I wonder how Paula and David are doing... last I heard, Paula (oldest - 37) was in a similar clinically schizo boat as my bro and David (31)(youngest - Billy is the middle child, eldest son at 35) was married with a kidlet. Uncle Bill is a pretty well-off lawyer in the cape.



Newt and I got a Christmas card from Pilar and Clydee! Very nice, and Newt sniff-rubbed it before it got put on the fridge. It is enjoyed by us both. Thank you to my Favorite Korean/English Teacher and Sweet fuzzy Collie!



Kim Possible has been renewed for a 4th season



1 year ago - damned don't dance, Mel's Gramma, shopping, vote switch software, Hardee's Monster thickburger, UFO theme popular, Gigantor

2 years ago - sleepyhead , mugger caught on lj audio, Epipelagic and Mesopelagic Animals, misc

3 years ago - Newt with his feet up, Froogle gets rolling, VB memos, given serious sam by msk

4 years ago - Linus Recounts the reason for Christmas, segway thoughts

5 years ago - Hell week day 2, the psychic, longfellow

7997 - palindromic number

  • Dec. 11th, 2005 at 7:29 AM
Hello from bro - surfing

GeotargetTalked with Val yesterday... Rhonnie (22) is dating her paramedic instructor (38). Kind of gross, but I don't know the whole story. I'm just glad that she's happy and having a good time. Russ is doing well, looking for places to do his residency. Grew a beard so that he wouldn't look so "doogie houser". $15,000 just in flights around the USA looking for a place to set up his gig. He's going to have to be a doctor to pay off all of the debt he's accrued, it seems.

Kreuger gets out of jail this weekend, but the sex offender thing is going to follow him until he gets cleared. I honestly wonder if he's innocent.

Police called me up, looking for my bro to act as state's witness... I was right about my guess regarding my brother's "accident". He was badly beaten up by someone that didn't like his smart mouth. I contacted the office in charge of the case, (who left a subpoena at my old address) and passed along my bro's phone information. I suspect this might be why he's moving north, too... it's probably just not safe for him to be in this neck of the woods anymore. Maybe a severe beating is what it took to get him the hell out of Dodge. I hope he can keep his stuff together.



Never did get to hit the movies yesterday.. just went grocery shopping with RS and her kidlet. Man, I thought my bill was bad.. try feeding a family of four with two hungry, healthy growing kids! Narnia might happen today, if the stars are right.



They are called echizen kurage and they sound like monsters from the trashier reaches of Japanese science fiction. They are 6ft wide and weigh 450lb (200kg), with countless poisonous tentacles, they have drifted across the void to terrorize the people of Japan.

Jellyfish fun facts:
  • The most poisonous jellyfish is the Australian sea wasp, or box jellyfish, with enough venom to kill 60 people. Wearing tights is an effective defense

  • The largest jellyfish ever found was a lion’s mane, with a bell 2m (7ft) across, and tentacles extending more than 35m

  • The notorious Portuguese man o’war is not a jellyfish at all but a collection of different organisms including stinging tentacles

  • Jellyfish have both male and female characteristics. A group releases sperm and eggs which mix in the water

  • A collection of jellyfish is known as a smack


1 year ago - working with cubase / fruityloops, pork chop assault, manatee window kiss, mel 5

2 years ago - Ghost Bugs, Missing Chairs, News Stories about cats and physics.

3 years ago - holiday oranges, Joe Ostezewski, letter-words

4 years ago - evil news, bear suit update, walkies, visions

5 years ago - stinky week start, a pair of email fallacies, rhonnie has her incident

7948 - last entry from my old place

  • Nov. 25th, 2005 at 7:15 AM
scotto honeymoon - oct 2006

GeotargetMeal with Momster, Wilt, Rosmary and Yizzy went well... unfortunately bro could not come with us. I ate to bursting, and napped for an hour when I got home. After the nap, I procrastinated for a bit, by surfing the net on borrowed wireless and gave b