“Hey there, Dear journal - It's me, Scotto.

Happy Anniversary! 8 years ago today I started my journal account and it's pretty much full steam ahead ever since. I just wanted to say thanks... I appreciate it.

automatic transcribe- “Hey there Deeir(?) Genal(?) it's me Scotto happy anniversary 8 years ago today I started my general account and it's pretty much full scheme ahead ever since. I just wanted to say thanks I appreciate it.””

scottobear

“Apparently my 9:30 meeting is in Brigadoon(?) or Xanedo(?) somewhere because I am standing for City and there's nobody in town. That is all.”

“Hey there Jojo, it's Todd O. I just noticed that regardless of whether I'm in now in Maryland Virginia, Washington DC, Florida every major metropolitan truck stop has had a Jehovah's Witness giving out literature and it's not in a real distribution style it's more they stand there they show you the magazine Watch Tower or don't know what the other one is they have Alake(?) Awake and you take one or you hold your hand out and they give you one and I'm wondering if that's a way of getting around soliciting. Since you know you kinda have to ask for it even though they're kinda standing there in the middle of traffic or either if they're not in the middle of traffic they're off to the side and there interesting. Like even by the new stand. Anyway I just noticed that there are a lot of em. Every major place I've been to. See you later Jojo.”

“What I said - Random Things seen: Police car,a thief, handcuffs, 5 mallard ducks watching a policeman handcuff a thief, and a black helicopter flying overhead. I did not step in the gum in front of me. All for now.

spinvox translation - Brandon ___ police car, a thief hand cuffs, 5 ___ watching a police man hand cuff a thief and then he blacked out after playing over head. I did not step on the gun in front of me. All for now.”

““___. It's Gary Brenner, eating grapes from a bag, yum waiting for the bus”


Auto-Transcribed Voice Post


What I really said was -

Bus stop Haiku!

the sky is gray now
eating grapes from a bag, yum
waiting for the bus

Who the heck is Gary Brenner?”

“I'm standing in the rain. I'm standing in the rain waiting for the bus. I'm standing in the rain. I'm watching traffic go by while I'm standing in the rain. There's no bus here. I'm standing in the rain. Yeah.”

“General gripes about how bad the food and service is at Americantina”

scottobear

“note to self - something for carrying an umbrella - something like an over the shoulder sword-like scabbard or quiver? that might make it a bit easier.”

scottobear

“Hey there Larry ___, it's me Scotto(?). I'm just at the beach with BHK & Danny. We're looking for fossils. No. of ___ have been found already. So ___ later. Say hi. Danny said hi. I'll talk to you later. Bye.”

“Hi LiveJournal, this is Scott, I'm just testing, the voice post settings. There is now an Auto-Transcriber, so we'll see what happens. Just wondering what's up, what's happening? I'll test some random words, here, just to see what happens. Niagara Falls, Susquehanna Hat Co, Souvenir Book of Chesapeake Beach, Elf corn. Monkeys, 100's of Monkeys, eating my eyeballs. Newton Piewackett(?), Black Hell Cat, Tiyecki (?), Super cobbler, Super choop(?), the bear comes home, dinosaur, in a haystack etc.”

“still no internet in the new house, but I have seen the first snow I've ever seen in just about three decades - 28 years give or take - very cool very cool. Newton's seen his first snow EVER, so I may bring a little bit inside for him to run around in and mess with just for the hell of it Hope you're having a great day journal, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

or, per bhk - "“I'm a big cheeseburger I like to eat hamsters (not actually what Scott said---but its my translation--loosely)”"”

“last night while watching tv with my beautiful wife, we discovered that pretzel goldfish and candy corn work well together. that is all. (bhk giggling)”

scottobear

“Hey there Journal, it's me, Scotto - Just in Marathon right now, on the way back North to home. I had a lovely time on Saturday, and I look forward to unwinding and relaxing at home today. I'll talk to you later, Bye.”

scottobear

“Scoff if you will, but death would be a blessing, in fact they cry out for it nightly from their padded cells and every night, in a serene, matter of fact manner, as if someone were merely enquiring if he was to warm or cold, Scotto just looks down at their tortured quivering forms and says "no".”

scottobear