July 9th, 2000

scotto monkeypulse

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Well, hours later I finally ordered supper... saw Scary Movie, and it was pretty weak, if you've seen all of the commercials, which show the majority of the funny bits. The rest was fairly mean-spirited, but there was one or two clever twists on the 'scream' theme. Overall, I'd give it 1/2 star, no stars if you've seen the commercials.
scotto monkeypulse

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Originally published at The Scotto Grotto. You can comment here or there.

Well, hours later I finally ordered supper… saw Scary Movie, and it was pretty weak, if you’ve seen all of the commercials, which show the majority of the funny bits. The rest was fairly mean-spirited, but there was one or two clever twists on the ‘scream’ theme. Overall, I’d give it 1/2 star, no stars if you’ve seen the commercials.

scotto monkeypulse

Please don't put anything on the doorknob, because it may cause the Trouble.

There, in the darkness, stood my Greatest Fear, wearing a trenchcoat and some kind of cape, and for a moment, I was breathless with horrible anticipation. It ambled forward to the tune of a sultry saxophone played by All My Ambition, and when it spoke, the words were chiseled in crystal, "Don't look behind you. I swear to God, you better not look behind you."
scotto monkeypulse

Please don’t put anything on the doorknob, because it may cause the Trouble.

Originally published at The Scotto Grotto. You can comment here or there.

There, in the darkness, stood my Greatest Fear, wearing a trenchcoat and some kind of cape, and for a moment, I was breathless with horrible anticipation. It ambled forward to the tune of a sultry saxophone played by All My Ambition, and when it spoke, the words were chiseled in crystal, “Don’t look behind you. I swear to God, you better not look behind you.”