January 14th, 2001

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Mermaid-Man and Barnacle Boy.... hee hee

Evilevilevil... death ray!

The aquaphone kills me... I want a telephone to chirp like a dolphin. :) Evil is afoot!

Dumb quotes from action movies...

"Some motherDIRTYWORDers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
-blade... a movie with no hills or ice-skaters.

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

That had so much potential... and lamed out at the end. Not in a cool way, either like "Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"... just feeble. That dialog is crapulent.

and my all time fave, by sean connery... (not in The Rock as I'd thought earlier... but the even worse Just Cause)

"If that's a habeas corpus then my ass is a banjo."
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romance test

The Boy Scout
Dependent Good
Love Provider

scotobear SYNOPSIS

Upstanding, selfless, gentle. To all those girls out there who like nice guys, you're the perfect man. To everyone else, you're an amusing dweeb. Therefore, you are probably single.

Let us let you in on a little secret--you might have problems now, but once you get older and girls have grown tired of jerks and gigolos, you'll be a hot ticket. Take solace in this fact, if you haven't already found your pink princess. Either way, you need to get more practice in the sack, or your special someone will leave you for the pizza-boy.

You're a guy who's not afraid of commitment or self-sacrifice, but don't let people walk all over you. Hang on to yourself. It's quite possible you'll lose your heart to someone more selfish--she'll take and take and take, and one day you'll find all that's left is your skeleton and a few toenails.
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I'm rated at 10% lust, 90% love.

Love experience - 12/18

Sex Experience - 7/18

Animal Aggression 5/18

Estrogen 1/18 (I think this one is wrong)

Testosterone 13/18
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u-foe Finishing Cold Mountain... About 2/3 through it, and will finish it tonight, if I don't get to see more of Ornj. (poor girl had to bail early, wasn't feeling very well... :(( ) So send her happy good feeling vibes. :)

Victorian Flower Scent Symbolism and Meanings

Birch- Grace, Meekness
"The birch tree swang her fragrant hair."--Tennyson.
Camellia- Reflected loveliness
Carnation- Admiration
Daffodil, Narcissus- Much Regard
For-get-me-not- True love
Heather- Admiration, solitude and protection
Heliotrope- Devotion, constancy, infatuation, "I turn to thee."
Hibiscus- Delicate beauty
Hollyhock- Ambition, Fertility
Honeysuckle- Generous and devoted affection,"The color of my fate."
Hyacinth- Unobtrusive loveliness (white)
Iris- Hope, power. Used in sachets for scenting intimate garments.
Jasmine- Amiability, sensuality,grace, elegance
Lavender- Distrust
Lemon Blossoms- Fidelity in love
Lilac- First emotions of love, youthful innocence
Lily of the Valley- Return of happiness
Lime- Conjugal love
Lotus- Eloquence, mystery and truth
Magnolia- Love of nature
Mint- Virtue
Olive- Peace and security
Pansy- Thoughts
Pink Rose- Simplicity, ambassador of love
Primrose- Early youth
Rose- Love unity, "Thy smile I aspire to."
Rosemary- The herb of remembrance
Sage- Domestic virtues
Sweet William- Gallantry
Sweet Pea- Delicate pleasures
Violet- Faithfulness, steadfastness and modesty
Willow- Forsaken love
Wisteria- Welcome fair stranger

An apocryphal quote from a personal hero.

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
-- Baron Karl Friedrich Hieronymous von Munchausen
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by Bill Hicks, my fave News report.

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness that's sharing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.