February 4th, 2001

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From Des...

Today's Question:

All I want to know is this: If the Snorks and Smurfs went to war,
which would win?


Johnny's Answer:

Good question, Chuckles. I've asked military questions like that myself. Like, "would Custer have won at Bull Run if 'Mothra' had come to help?"

For those of you who don't remember, Smurfs live in a secret forest and use "Smurf" in place of a lot of words (as in "hey, did you hear that Brainy picks his nose and eats the Smurfs he finds up there?").

Snorks, however, are creatures that live under water. They have a tube sticking out of their head that provides them with air-pressure propulsion. At Snork fraternities, though, they've been known to hold a lit match up by the tube and light what comes out.

In a Snorks vs. Smurfs war, I'd put my money on the Smurfs. All those battles against Asrael and Gargamel have forced the Smurfs to build up their arsenal. Most people don't realize the Smurfs have dang near as many ICBM's as Iraq did before the Gulf War.

Maybe we shouldn't be worrying about the North Koreans nuking us -- maybe those little blue guys are the biggest threat.
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Still a little sickly from yesterday. High-powered cough, and some stuffiness.. the body aches are fading some, and the clogged nostril has migrated from right to left. I had to get laundry done, so while out in the world, spreading my disease, I hopped over to the health food store adjacent to the laundry, grabbed some anise tea, some honey...

surfing ebay weirdness with my dear heart... :) Amazing what folks sell...and buy!
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my score on butch or femme...

Your score placed you in the category of Androgyne. This is the true middle of the road, neither butch nor femme. You may also wish to review Soft Androgyne and Hard Androgyne, the two categories surrounding you. In a ranking across the femme/butch gamut, if 1 is femme and 100 is butch, you fall between 48 and 52 on the scale. For a review of where you fall in the overall population in numbers, refer to this chart. Your group encompasses folks of all types, genders, and orientations, though is not as large a part of the population as the hard and soft androgynes surrounding you.


You are the best of both worlds, and have absolutely no feeling of being either femme or butch. You see yourself as "you" and that's all that matters. You dislike labels, surprised yourself by even taking this test, and are now laughing as you identify with this definition!

You switch roles fluidly without thinking from nurturing/subordinate to providing/leading as the situation demands. You are often a jack or Jill of all trades and master of a few, but not all.

In clothing you go for the practical, not always bothering with the concept of neatness if that interferes with comfort or the time it takes to get dressed. Wrinkles don't drive you crazy, though you do prefer to keep reasonably up to date in your style, without going to any extreme in it.

You are shy in many ways, being intimidated by overt aggression as well as complete silence in a conversation. You tend to babble to fill silent space and clam up when confronted.

Odds are good astrologically that you are a Libra, Pisces, Gemini, or Aquarius.

You're willing to try anything once as long as it does not pose a risk to you. You're also good at doing just about any job, as long as you find a way to get trained for it. Physically, you're average in fitness, not being overly concerned about being either "curvy" or "chiseled". If you are female and have some endowments, you wear a bra in public but not at home.

For partners you are comfortable with all types, for you are a peacemaker and changeling at heart, changing yourself to fit the situation and avoid hostility. You aren't a doormat, though, and do express your opinions.
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Mmm.... I love her.

Going to watch Malcolm in the Middle, and curl up to dream...

She's all of my heart... *happy sigh*

Things with her feel so good. She's wonderful. :)

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