March 6th, 2001

scotto monkeypulse

Neato!

http://filepile.org/ is a place where you can do short term file drops...

Take a penny, leave a penny (provided the penny is less than 10 megs)

I'm so nosey, this is great....

*this just in.. Going on a job interview tomorrow Morning, before work... got to pick out my clothes, make sure I'm extra squeaky nice... Ugh... the appointment is at 8:45. Well, I did request they be early enough that I can go in during the week. Wish me luck, folks.

(I still want a gig as a well-paid philanthropist... pay me to do good works... :) )

Oh, I hope I do well...times when my colossal size doesn't help... not good to intimidate potential employers.

"Ugh, me Mongo. Mongo want job... give, or Mongo SMAAAASH!"

"er, we'll call you."

"Mongo no get job, did Mongo?" Pouts, and skulks out...

*closes door, kicks foundation, and the building shudders, then collapses on itself.

Hmm.. goal is to win them over with my personality, Get 'em to see past the bestial exterior.
scotto monkeypulse

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Blargh...

Feeble MS Access 2000... the thing can't even do a simple linked table query, without just sitting there like a maroon for an hour and a half... next time I'm going to compare the three tables on a two-at-a-time basis.

I wish I could be surfing the web now, during primary downtime... but The Overseer(tm)(c)(pat.pending) is lingering around today... foraging for reasons to bark and yelp like an angry ape. Anyone have any spare Tranq-darts I can use on him? Maybe tag his ear with a radio tag, so I'll know a few moments in advance if he's coming, or on a charge?

Actually, I'd qualify him as rogue... maybe we can get a team of men to take him down....
scotto monkeypulse

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Kung fu on the brain... undersea version of Wizard of Oz...

I'm picturing an elaborate underwater set, with WoO recast by Hong Kong stars. Maggie Cheung as Dorothy, Sammo Hung as the Cowardly Lion, Jet Li as the Tin Man, and Jackie Chan as the Scarecrow. Toto will be a monkey and we will have the perfect film. Simon Yam can play Fu Manchu/ the Wizard, and since it's the 1800s, Dorothy can be taken down there by the definitive Disney Nautilus. I like Chow Yun Fat as Capt. Nemo....