March 14th, 2001

Kind lady

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First off, you should go to the engine of your choice and search on "Dkmfkmkglklkgbkvbkbv." I'm serious. (Amazon. ye amaze)


Next, the following words are taken from the "front" matter of the paperback edition of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Dave Eggers, Vintage, 2001):





All rights reserved under International and Pan-American
Copyright Convention. Published in the United States by
Vintage Books, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, who
also reserve any rights there are to be reserved. The author
wishes to reserve the right to use spaces like this, and to
work within them, for no other reason than it entertains him
and a small coterie of readers. It does not mean that
anything ironic is happening. It does not mean that someone
is being /pomo/ or /meta/ or /cute/. It simply means that
someone is writing in small type, in a space reserved for
copyright information, because doing so is fun.
</p>

Kind lady

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Why isn't 'uck' a word? I sort of like it... you can say it, and it might be a bad word... it might be yuck... people will hear what they want to hear.

Maybe it can go into those 'three letter words' like Ick, or Ack! ... good interjections that don't do anything aside from expressing disdain.
Kind lady

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"starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam. butterscotch clouds, a tangerine, and a side order of ham."

Um... thisis so cool, it froze my eyes.

Too freaking neato. Dang, the boss just got here. Nertz.
  • Current Music
    Save the last dance for me - Sam Cook
Kind lady

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4,000,000 BCE:
Autobot leader Optimus Prime learns of this planet, and prepares to take his Autobots to the planet to recover from the past War and bring back energy to power Cybertron.

992 CE:
Using the last of her strength, Queen Serenity sends Princess Serena, Prince Darien, and the Sailor Scouts one thousand years into the future to be reborn on Earth as humans.

1899 CE:
Sunnydale, CA is founded.

1996 CE:
Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa flee to Mastervile's homeworld as the Machine Empire take over the Moon.

2011 CE:
Giant Zentradi riots begin breaking out in all parts of Earth. Patrols begin to maintain public law and order. Formation of United Nations Air Force's 723rd Tactical Fighter Wing at New Miramar Base.
Kind lady

Just called in dinner.

It's going to be urpy, but good. Veggie Lo Mein. Shue Mei, good stuff...I bet my old programmer pals (the ones who relocated to points elsewhere... Robby, Brian, Alex... ha ha... not like any of them read this ... at least not with any frequency)...

*note to self, Chat With the robbster... aim him soon. it's been almost a week.
Kind lady

Rowlf sings...

Rowlf


You and I and George

(Spoken)
Now here's one of my very favorite songs
It's a romantic little
song called you and I and George
I don't know that George's name was
Actually George
well George came to a very untimely end
somewhere before bar thirteen

(sung)

You and I and george
were strolling through the park one day
and then you held my hand
as if to say
I love you
we came to a brook
and George fell in and drowned himself
and floated out to sea
leaving you alone with me