July 12th, 2001

scotto monkeypulse

good morning! and now, the evil news.

Police seize body parts and evidence of satanic worship in apartment
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A telephone tip from an informant led police to search an apartment where they
found what appear to be a skull, bones, a brain, a fetus in a jar and dangerous
chemicals, police said.


Fireworks Kill
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JERSEY CITY, N.J. -- Some 5,000 police officers from as far away as Canada and
Ireland poured into Jersey City Wednesday to honor an off-duty patrolman who
died after he was beaten with a metal pipe.
Officer Domenick Infantes -- a 29-year-old newlywed -- died Friday, two days
after he was beaten in the head when he asked two brothers to stop setting off
fireworks...
Infantes was off duty when he asked two men to stop setting off fireworks, but
he identified himself as a police officer. One of the brothers did not believe
him because Infantes did not have a gun, police said.


Kids Choose Gang Bang Over Funeral
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Ten Coeur d'Alene High School students were charged with sexual exploitation
for videotaping themselves having sex with a 16-year-old female classmate,
Kootenai County Prosecutor Bill Douglas said Tuesday. The incident occurred on May
25, when the students were supposed to be attending the funeral of a classmate.


Poopy Health Monitor
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A company in Cheshire is designing a futuristic toilet which can monitor human
waste and spot health problems. With a voice-activated seat, automatic flush
and the ability to detect health problems, the company says it is a "major
breakthrough" in toilet technology. Urine and stool samples would be examined by the
toilet, not only for health problems but for dietary content.
"If, for example, a person is short on roughage one day, an order of beans or
pulses will be sent from the VIP to the supermarket and delivered that same
day."

The $9 Million Anal Plug
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Attorneys for a Haitian immigrant tortured by New York police officers in a
precinct bathroom nearly four years ago appeared close Wednesday to reaching a $9
million settlement with the city and police officers union.
A gag order, imposed earlier this year by federal Magistrate Judge Cheryl
Pollak, prevented lawyers from disclosing details. However, sources told the
Associated Press the award would be close to $9 million. The city and the Patrolmen's
Benevolent Association, the police union, would pay it. That amount would make
it the largest settlement ever for a single claim of police brutality in New
York, according to officials with the city comptroller's office.


Salon To Be Gutted?
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Ambitious 24-Year-Old Pushes Plan to Buy Salon and Turn It Into a Clearinghouse
for Other Publications
When your stock price hits 13 cents, you'd be surprised who comes out of the
woodwork with big plans. Bhu Srinivasan, ex-CEO of ThinkView and a veteran of
Infospace, wants to slash the staff and substitute high-brow syndicated material.
scotto monkeypulse

most of it evaporated. here's what I remember.

very animated dreams of using a machete on a jungle hike. Steamy, verdant, thick landscape.. somewhere in South America I think. My sweetie, my brother and a few friends were all there.. we were going to set up camp once we found a river, but we couldn't seem to find it. Something moving in the bushes, and we shot at it for a reason that now escapes me.
scotto monkeypulse

ok, I'll play your game!.. answers only reflect this very moment though and are subject to change.

If I were a stone, I would be a....heart-shaped bit of garnet in need of smoothing
If I were a tree, I would be a....Redwood
If I were a bird, I would be a...Kestrel
If I were an insect, I would be a....fly on the wall
If I were a machine, I would be a....lever
If I were a tool, I would be a....crowbar
If I were a fruit, I would be a....blueberry
If I were a flower, I would be a.....sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a....Soft rain with thunder
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a.....gnome cavalryman riding a battle-snail
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a.....euphonium
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a....information broker
If I were an animal, I would be a....bear
If I were anything in the world, I would be....me. only optimized as a super hero. :)
If I were a color, I would be....Forest Green
If I were a fragrance...baking bread
If I were an emotion, I would be....joy
If I were a state or feeling, I would be ....curious
If I were a vegetable, I would be ....corn
If I were a sound, I would be, ....whale song
If I were an Element, I would be...earth
  • Current Music
    singing to the cat - Love Shack, baby!
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scotto monkeypulse

Gravity seems especially strong today. Who turned up the G?

I can't seem to shake off the sleepies... I went to be early, got up late, had a hot then a cold shower. I'm still in plod mode. Newt's making me drowsier with his cuddles and purrs. Hyp-mo-tized...wish my sweetie was here to snug with us, and drift back to sleep.

Man... shake it off! Newton is tougher than a field of poppies!

Got my first bill at my new place last night... Power! :) I'll pay it Saturday morning when I cash my paycheck & do laundry. My clothes are just about exhausted. I have enough to get me through *maybe* Monday.
  • Current Music
    Helicopters and the a/c unit
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Is anyone else tired of MesoAmerican blood cults using their extraterrestrial technologies to enslave the world into blood sacrifices for their corn gods?
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See you folks in a few. I have to go back in time to warn Cortés, and maybe help him with his weaponry. Dumbass Tenochtitlan Saucermen.
  • Current Music
    huey lewis & the news - Gotta get Back in time...
scotto monkeypulse

thanks, lance!

I'm guilty as charged. I'm a net admin, and I do this.

They Know You're Reading This
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Business/ap20010710_19.html

In another study not conducted by an advertising agency concerned with
making you feel bad about not clicking on links, the University of Denver's
Workplace Surveillance Project of the Privacy Foundation says that 1/3 of
American workers who are online at work are having those activities
monitored by their employers, including email messages and where they go on
the Web.

The study says 14million workers of the estimated 40million online are
having their activities constantly monitored by software packages that may
even record every keystroke they make. Most companies claim they are not
monitoring individuals but only want the figures to determine trends on
Internet usage.


And who has the best porn links...*points finger at the boss...

also -

When Is An App Not An App?
http://gnucleus.sourceforge.net/

But maybe you aren't willing to give your heart over to another company
promising free access to copyrighted material forever. You've been hurt
before, you won't get fooled again, your love is like oxygen, love is a
battlefield.

Turn to Gnucleus for help!

Gnucleus is Windows freeware that works on the open-sourced Gnutella
network, which means it can't be shut down, turned off or litigated into
nothingness. There's no there there. A truly distributed peer-to-peer
network, there are no servers sitting in no buildings in no company's
office. Shutting down Gnutella would require knocking on the doors of every user and asking them politely (with a court order in hand) to please turn their client off.

And although Gnutella has been around for a while, usually getting into the
network has been a trial in itself. But John Marshall, the 18-year-old New
Hampshire high school student leading the Gnucleus development team has created something different. His client, which comes with no documentation, is making connections easier than ever.

But you never heard that from me.
scotto monkeypulse

neat!

Click on the <a href="http://www.24fun.com/cgi-bin/gmapview.pl?owneremail=scottobear@bigfoot.com&gmap=worldusa&mapstyle=style1&urlsite=http://www.scottobear.com>guestmap</a> ... I blatently stole the idea from <lj user=sweetalyssm>, who signed someone else's. I really like this app! very cool, please show me where in the world you are?
  • Current Music
    baby keep on, barry white
scotto monkeypulse

also stolen from sweetalyssm!

According to Aura Colors, my primary colors are (at 8 of 10 each)- yellow and sensitive tan, and secondaries at 6 of 10 are blue and logical tan.

Yellows are the most fun-loving, free-spirited, energetic, and childlike personalities in the aura spectrum. Yellows are wonderful, sensitive, optimistic beings, whose life purpose is to bring joy to people, to have fun, and to help heal the planet.

The Sensitive Tan is the bridge between the mental colors and the emotional colors. Their auras are a combination of a light tan color with a light blue band next to it that encircles the body. Their personalities are a subtle combination of the mental Tan qualities and the emotional Blue qualities.

Blues are some of the most loving, nurturing and supportive personalities of the Life Colors. They live from their heart and emotions. Their purpose for being on the planet is to give love, to teach love and to learn that they are loved. Their priorities are love, relationships, and spirituality.

Logical Tans are very logical and analytical. They choose to process every step, from one through ten. Logical Tans do not like to skip or miss anything. Their method of processing cannot be rushed. They need to analyze and comprehend the logic in each step before proceeding to the next.

Pretty accurate, I suppose. I'm methodical, and emotional, surely.