January 11th, 2002

scotto monkeypulse

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Colostomy Bag Thief
A bungling thief who thought he had taken a valuable camera ended up with a case full of colostomy bags.

The burglar struck at the home of Kath Tozer in Penzance and ignored other valuables as he took the Kodak camera case and fled. The case belonged to a state-of-the-art digital camera, but Mrs Tozer, 70, uses it to keep her travelling supply of colostomy bags.

I only wish that he'd gotten the used ones.

from this test - http://blanchard.virtualave.net/war/dndstats.html

Str: 17
Int: 15
Wis: 13
Dex: 13
Con: 12
Chr: 14

I'd not have thought my Con was lower than my dex. (I'd have figured it was the other way around). According to http://www.ackadia.com/bgate/game-bgtables.html (my memory wasn't serving me) I meet the minimums to be a Bard! That'd be a wonderful fantasy career track. (I don't quite make muster for a ranger or paladin)
scotto monkeypulse

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pitcher made from a human skull
I was prowling around the more odd parts of the Net and stumbled across that image...Not much information about it except that it is some sort of Tibetan pitcher made from a human skull and used to hold wine for ceremonies.

I want something like that, but made from the skull of a buccaneer.