July 28th, 2002

scotto monkeypulse

I wonder if wookies smell as much like camels as they sound.

a variant on the traveling garden gnome... ed grimley journeys the world. Nicely done, I must say.

I didn't know peter gabriel was bald! he's still got cool musical super-powers, even with lex luthor's haircut.

This claims to alter the taste of semen! hmm... there's a version for women too. weird. Men become apple flavored, and women soft citrus. I have no response to that.

Whoops! Bro just called.. He wants to ride up to the beach before it gets too hot. See you in a few, dear journal!