Sick Call Excuse Generator.
mine is totally accurate - Tomorrow is Mental Health Day! SO Right! Long weekend coming up! Not even an excuse, but a long-planned weekend.
Doodles drawn on the bus, and a picture of Newt's most grumpy face.
Ape-O-Naut! See: Famous Monkeys Through History for more info.
Man on the bus reading the paper and talking to nobody in particular. "We're all ants! Those Fatcats in Washington don't care about us!"
I don't think I've ever used the term "fatcats" in writing before.. or said it before today. I like it. Say it with me, won't you, journal? Fatcats. Fatcats. Fatcats.
Speaking of Fat Cats, this is Newt's most withering gaze. Ok, he's not really that fat.
Amazing how many people are seeding last night's episode of lost (#19). It's really the best time to grab it. over 7800 people seeding and more than 15,000 sharing pieces of it? No wonder it comes down the pipe so fast.
Moment of Lyric:
I miss your gentle voice
At lonely times like now
Saying it'll be alright
I miss my friend
The one my heart and soul confided in
The one I felt the safest with
The one who knew just what to say
To make me laugh again
And let the light back in
I miss my friend
People at work are starting to forget that my cell phone isn't for calling me on a whim. I have to answer it right away, because I'm the go-guy if the system breaks, or a tech has any issues. I don't need to be called out of a shower to be asked about mundane work crap that can wait until office hours.
Best overheard phrase last night: "I bit me a vampire once. Tasted like corn."
Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog ( Collapse )
Cop Suspended for Ticketing Doctor on Call ( Collapse )
1 year ago - sensory experiment, propeller island lodge, privacy/recording laws, newsmap, viral spam
2 years ago - insider trading time traveler, gigs
3 years ago - nice morning, honey, clowns, bentons, google bombs, methadone to wean criminals *on* to heroin, interest index, radioactive beans, Chuck Heston
4 years ago - No-nose's gf, hanging out with bro, new pooter