May 18th, 2005

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7382 - Wednesday





Very interesting: A freely browsable database of crimes reported in Chicago. - you can search by time, region or crime type, all charted in a google maps interface. When will this be available near me? via waxy_org



WEP key cracker for Windows and Linux. - I want to reverse engineer this for my palmtop when i get a shake or two free... simple C



Japanese Policeman - Kimono nifty freaky video. Features martial-arts violence vs. people made of felt.



FINISH THE SENTENCES...
1)My uncle once:made me a shadowbox for all my lead figures for d&d... it was my favorite Christmas present that year. homemade, and useful, and nice.

2)Never in my life: have I done a recreation drug by injection or snorting.

3)When I was five: my dad had the black Cadillac, with the large tail fins. we called it the batmobile.

4)High School was:entertaining, but I think that I could've taken the GED at the end of ninth grade, and just got on with college.

5)I will never forget:seeing my father on his deathbed.

6)I once met:Bill Daily. Nice guy, a lot older than I'd expected.

7)There's this girl I know who: has every quality that should make me want her, but I don't.

8)Once, at a bar:I won a huge pile of prizes, got smooched on by a beautiful girl, who asked me on a date. What's next weekend going to bring?

9)By noon I'm usually: about 15 minutes into my lunch time.

10)Last night: I had a nice talk with mzk on the phone, and ate too much ice cream.

11)If I only had: the means to live independently at a comfort level that I enjoy.

12)Next time I go to church: I'll be at a friend's wedding or funeral, no doubt.

13)This summer I: would like to do more walkabout.

14) *WHAT WAS #14??*

15)When I turn my head left, I see:NEWTON ON A FUTON!

16)When I turn my head right, I see:A glass jar full of fossils.

17)You know I'm lying when: I tell you I'm lying.

18) *NO 18??*

19)If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Collapse )

20)By this time next year: 365 days will have passed.

21)A better name for me would be: "My Liege"

22)I have a hard time understanding:The Sioux language.

23)If I ever go back to school I'll: have someone else pay for it this time.

24)You know I like you if: I say "You know, I like you."

25)If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the person handing it to me.

26)Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are quite an ugly barbershop quartet.

27)Take my advice, never: gouge your eyes out with a white-hot fork. 'tain't funny, McGee.

28)My ideal breakfast is: in bed, with a loved one.

29)A song I love, but do not have is:three little fishies... well, I have it now. google is too good.

30)If you visit my hometown, I suggest:getting out before they slice ya and dice ya. Brockton isn't safe these days. come visit me and I'll show you a nice time in ft. laud.

31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars:I'll settle for pancakes.

32)Why won't anyone: make the buses run on time?

33)If you spend the night at my house: pardon the mess, and please, use the guest soap.

34)I'd stop my wedding for: a zombie uprising.

35)The world could do without: special interests bossing washington

36)I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: have my pinkie fingers broken.

37)My favorite blonde is: Constance Bennett (Topper Movies)

38) Paper clips are more useful than: anyone currently in congress.

39) If I do anything well, it's: care for Newt.

40) And by the way:I do that really well.

41) The last time I was drunk, I:went to bed early and woke up late.



1 year ago - Bro crap (status remains the same), vaseline, singing science, speak & spell, moved to madcow (I'm now on Roastbeef, subcluster 9)

2 years ago - Skull dream, Scooby-doo fun & book henge in There, Ghetto Fries?

3 years ago- Pam got bell's Palsy that lasted for a bit. Ann and Bob have a disagreement. Beans. Gummi Bears vs. Fingerprint Sensors, Charlie's LJ mentioned.

4 years ago - connubial, cadaverine, flamingos pink because they eat shrimp, tension thinking

5 years ago - Journal will be born in 1 day.
  • Current Music
    1939 - Three Little Fishies - Kay Kyser & Orchestra