September 2nd, 2014

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I’m no Master of Disguise, but…

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

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Also, the waitron at the tea room said that I’d be a great Ursula for the Halloween villain party. I’d like to be offended, but he’s right. He had drag on the brain, and I do have a gut, double chin, and gray hair.

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Also not the most flattering look I might have, but apt at the moment.

If I were to pick a Disney villain costume, I might go for one of the beagle boys, the phantom blot, Pete, or Gustav the giant.

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