August 5th, 2015

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Idiot at work.

I’m getting a mild hassle from one of the admin girls at the office about my cough. She was complaining to an office-mate and I went to let her know that I was sorry if it was bothering her.

“are you contagious?”


“I worry about my future children”

Oh, I didn’t know you’re pregnant, congratulations! Don’t worry, my bronchitis isn’t contagious.

“Oh, I’m not pregnant, but want to have kids one day”

Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

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