I’m getting a mild hassle from one of the admin girls at the office about my cough. She was complaining to an office-mate and I went to let her know that I was sorry if it was bothering her.
“are you contagious?”
“I worry about my future children”
Oh, I didn’t know you’re pregnant, congratulations! Don’t worry, my bronchitis isn’t contagious.
“Oh, I’m not pregnant, but want to have kids one day”