funkybug:

what do u have to tell me goat

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legosaurus:

Lego Minifigures Series 14 (Part 2)

Available for purchase in September 2015.

See the other Series 14 figures here.

I want *ALL* of these.

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I’m getting a mild hassle from one of the admin girls at the office about my cough. She was complaining to an office-mate and I went to let her know that I was sorry if it was bothering her.

“are you contagious?”

no.

“I worry about my future children”

Oh, I didn’t know you’re pregnant, congratulations! Don’t worry, my bronchitis isn’t contagious.

“Oh, I’m not pregnant, but want to have kids one day”

Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

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keinepopsongs:

An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can

Thanks, Elephant! I wish more humans would do the same.

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