bonked my head entering the car, rattled my teeth.
stole Allison’s keys (accidentally) on my way out the door. Sorry, Honey.
glad to hear PL’s mom is better – out of hospital.
a-word, b-word, c-word, d-word, f-word… but no e-word?
Florida Man strikes again!
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) April 15, 2015
— POLITICO (@politico) April 15, 2015
Got my taxes done, so I’m cool with today.