Raj KAJ (scottobear) wrote,
Raj KAJ
scottobear

If you get in the personal space of a rickety, off-balance behemoth man, you’d better feel c

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If you get in the personal space of a rickety, off-balance behemoth man, you’d better feel confident that you can get out of the way before I plummet to the earth like I was falling from the top of a magical beanstalk. Helpful hint: you can’t and you won’t. Give other people a reasonable bubble, if that space is available. You are bag of blood made of uncured leather, and will burst if some beast two to four times your mass lands on you. Your tiny bird bones will break if pulled to the ground while the colossal, shuffling leviathan flails into you while struggling futilely to maintain balance.

Be aware of your surroundings, because I might not see you trying to speedily sneak past, because I’m not moving fast enough for you. I could stop suddenly, or change direction. If you fly into me, you could be hurt, or worse.

Originally published at The Scotto Grotto (org). You can comment here or there.

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