Toasted orange marmalade sammiches for breakfast. yum.
This entry keeps getting anonymous porn spam comment posts… they’re auto-screened, but I wonder what combination of keywords is setting it off? (posts were put there on 2/2/04, 7/16/04, 8/20/04 and most recently 11/24/04)</p>
Hardcore Morris Dancers</p>
Does Italy really have a vampire problem, with all the churches and garlic?</p>
50,000 comic book covers.</p>
I really like knowing people that have no access to the internet, save for kinkos or the library. I get a very fresh perspective from them. Maybe not one I share, but that’s ok.</p>
As measured against the All,
I have been so instinctively thorough
About my crevice and burrow.</p>
What change of life will come today? I foresee an interesting mix of light and dark paint when the time comes to remember this month, years from now.</p>
- I want to write something in the sand with a stick.
- I want to make someone smile today.
- I want to set some people straight about where they stand with me.
- I want to get a straight answer about a few questions I have about myself.
- I want to find that condo… or barring that, I want my apartment to magically clean itself.
- I want today to go by smoothly, and without painful incident.
- I want to rest my head in the lap of a pretty girl, have her give me a scalp massage, and then return the favor.
From the Hooray for Bittorrent and cartoons not available on DVD anywhere department:</p>
“More Fire! More Fire! To Melt all the Candy, the Flames must be HIGHER!”
One of my favorite Secret Squirrel episodes…Greg.
Although, I was a boy, was a boy, once.
A long time Ago, in a kitchen far away…
A Mother, For her Child, did bake, bake, bake!
A gingerbread boy, with two gumdrops for eyes, and suspenders of marzipan cake cake cake!
The girl took the cookie, and cuddled, and kissed it…and sweetly she nicknamed it Greg, Greg, Greg.
She hugged Greg so nearly, and loved Greg so dearly.
Then she bit off Greg’s gingerbread LEG LEG LEG!
For Years upon years, I schemed and I planned,
here’s the part you may find deranged, deranged, deranged.
To Melt all the sweets into a giant candy creature…
so now candy will eat kids for a change, change, CHANGE!!
The great thing thing was that the cookie was ultimately devoured by his ant-minions.
and then the ants got candied, and were eaten in turn by the Chief of Security.)
Take the quiz: “Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? “
Is maith liom bananai
Is maith liom bananai – ‘I like bananas.’You’re laid-back and you enjoy the simple things in life. Some might say you’re a little too laid-back. Just what is it you’re smoking, anyway?
1 year ago – Dr. Who, Mail, Ellies, Pods, mininukes</p>
2 years ago – chores, 7 seas, supah-tofutti, Proverbs 15:1
3 years ago – met with tarpo and isis, tarot, fair-palm synch, LJ-ish quotes
4 years ago – Kids in the Hall bits, things I’m thankful for, what’s love?, dream