Looks like the chain gang for him! Time for him to bone up on his spirituals, rock breakin', and hope for minimal unwanted anal intercourse.
In more positive news -
I'm having Thai food tonight, in the name of the woman I love. *stands proudly and tall* I'm going to try a new local place that I've never tried before, once I make it to the house. Some spring rolls in pinapple sauce...and something spicy. not sure what yet, but I'm in the mood for something with zip... I like it pretty hot.(They have a vegan version of Pad Thai available... maybe I'll do that, or some tofu yummies). I'm going to make hot Chai tea tonight, too.
Glutton powers, activate!
I've got a little while to think about it... looks like I have another half-hour's worth of work to do here.